Jokes #1. Pati Ka Pyar Patni Ke Liye

Patni : Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?

Pati : 72%

Patni : Are !!! Ye Kya mAtlab Hua. Kya aap Mujhe 100% Pyar Nahi Karte Ho?

Pati: Nahi Samjhi Pagali Na !!!

28% to isme GST hai kyoki yah to Luxury Items …..

Joke #2. Pati Aur Patni Ke Beech Me Sharaab

Patni Kahti Hai Pati Se – 

Suno Ji, Vo Admi Jo Sharaab Peekar Dance Kar Raha Hai Na,

Maine Use 8 Years Pahle Reject Kar Diya Tha ……

Pati Ne Patni Se Kaha –

Are Waah Ye To Kamaal Ho Gaya, Abhi Tak Khushi Mana Raha Hai …….

 

Joke # 3 Pati Aur Patni Ke Beech Aaya GST

Aajkal Har Ghar GST Ki Charcha Hai.

Har Baat Me Patni GST Le Aati Hai.

Ghar Kaisa Bhi Discussion Ho Patni GST Bolkar Saari Discussion Khatm Kar Deti Hai

Mai Is Baat Se Jab Pareshaan Ho Gya To Poonchh Hi Liya – Kyo Har Baat GST Le Aati HO/

To Usne Turant Javvab Diya – Aur Yah Sunkar Mai Pagal Ho Gaya Hoon

G – Galti
S – Sirf
T – Tumhari Hai

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